The wife sent me a survey to get my writing juices flowing. Sure, I'll bite. I haven't written in a while anyways.

three names you go by
1. Bryan
2. Dude
3. Slave

three parts of your heritage
1. German
2. Menonite
3. #1 + #2 = I'm really stubborn

three things that scare you
1. deep water
2. demonic overtones
3. being forgotten

three of your everyday essentials
1. massive amounts of caffeine
2. marital favors ;)
3. Daily Show with Jon Stewart

three things you are wearing right now
1. wedding ring
2. Steve Madden skater shoes
3. 37" length Lucky pants. The only brand that fits a 6'5" dude.

three favorite musical artists
1. Buddha Bar (not really an artist. more of a collection)
2. Fatboy Slim
3. Tribe Called Quest

three favorite songs
1. Move Your Feet - Junior Senior
2. Nuthin' but a "G" Thang - Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg
3. Sister - Nixons

three things you want in a relationship
1. sex
2. common sense
3. unconditional support

two truths and a lie
1. i am smarter than you
2. i own the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack
3. i love shopping for clothes

three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you
1. tight waist
2. big boobs
3. that ever-so-sexy Y XX chromosome

three of your favorite hobbies
1. is sex a hobby?
2. Halo
3. taking naps

three things you want to do really badly right now
1. my wife (I want to do her. Get it? ba dum dum)
2. smoke a cigarette
3. take a nap (in that order)

three places you want to go on vacation
1. SoBe
2. anywhere in Europe
3. New Zealand

three things you want to do before you die
I've done everything I've wanted in life, i.e. I could die without regret. Everything from here on out is just a bonus.

three ways that you are a stereotypically a chick/dude
1. I fart a lot
2. I like to spit
3. I MUST "check out" any hot girl within a hundred yards.